Hello, I'm Tori and I would like to welcome to the most unoriginal tumblr ever! I use this place mainly to reblog random things I like or just find funny or interesting. My original content can now be found by clicking the "My stuff" link in the drop down menu below.
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all you need to fucking know about weather in california
wow lol this is actually embarrassing
is california real
god damn be glad we aren’t in other states!
fuck all y’all, we’ll see how it gets when everyone’s crying about how hot it is in the summer at 90 degrees
Having moved from California when I was a few years old to the frozen north (Pennsylvania/Ohio and Washington state), then back again…I can’t help but laugh confusedly whenever I see people wearing zipped up parkas and thick scarves in 45+ degree weather. Then again in the year and a half I’ve been back down here, I’ve noticed people here wear sweatshirts when it’s like 80+ out. So I’m beginning to think most Californians don’t get the concept of temperatures.
Also our oranges are beyond saving due to other factors. Who the cares if this only slightly chilly weather did to the “crops” in people’s backyards.
So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.
90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.